Posts Tagged ‘romance’

Say Cheese

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

I broke up with my fiance in March because of cheese. She told me I ate too much cheese and that I had to break up with cheese. At that time I was having some health problems, so she had me go for a checkup. I had a cholesterol test that showed it was high. Actually the test was wrong. I was told to fast before the test. When I had the blood drawn, the tech asked me if I was fasting, and I said I was. I had forgotten about a grilled cheese sandwich I had eaten at 5 am. I only was able to remember it later because when I went in the kitchen I saw I had left a skillet on the stove. I think I was cooking that sandwich in my sleep. I could not tell my fiance this because it reinforce her insistence on me breaking up with cheese. I tried to stay away from cheese but we (me and cheese) kept having secret get-togethers at Pizza Hut and Trudy’s. She found a Costco receipt that showed I bought a big package of Muenster, and she broke up with me. I should have lied and told her that the cheese was not for me, it was for a “friend”. My fiance was so good, I am so sorry I have lost her love. I have a void in my heart that a gallon of queso dip will not fill.–Anon through a Craig’sList reply to my post